Are you struggling with what to get your other half for Valentine’s day? Struggle no more! We have the perfect present every person wants to receive from their partner on the 14th February. Forget flowers, chocolate and aftershave – we have the Assessor course!
Why the Assessor course is a better gift alternative…
- Be honest; does he/she really need another ‘best boyfriend/girlfriend’ mug? They will appreciate the opportunity to gain a qualification much more!
- If they wanted a video game, they will much prefer the CAVA course; it doesn’t take as long to complete as a console game!
- Flowers die. The Assessor course doesn’t!
- Aftershave runs out. The Assessor course doesn’t!
Why the Assessor course will benefit you too…
- If your partner is reeeally annoying you, then the Assessor course is the perfect distraction for them. If they’re busy completing the course, they’re more likely to stop being under your feet.
- When they complete the course, they could go freelance – they will be out the house more! Ah, peace and quiet at last.
- They will have more money to only spend on cars, holidays and luxurious clothing! Who needs to pay bills? Assessor’s don’t! (Sorry, this is a lie. We all need to pay bills. But imagine if it was true)
- Divorce rates proved to be lower for couples where one or both have done the Assessor course! (Alright, that one was also a lie. Assessor courses have nothing to do with the divorce rates)
We hope we’ve given you some inspiration for this year’s Valentine’s Day! It’s sure to be a year that neither you or your partner will ever forget!